The newest Canadian Game

This game was recently invented and has (so far) only been played once. The object of the game is similar to hockey and hide-and-seek, and is played on a frozen pond covered with trees. Players are free to use slap-shots anytime, and there is no need to worry about breakaways and lost time skating up and down those long pesky wide-open ice rinks. Goalies are not really needed since no one has come close to scoring anyway. Paramedics and trauma teams are handy - if kept close by. The really tough players however, play only on moonless winter nights because lights are for sissies.