I'm Speechless!

I just don't know what to say. I saw the ensemble sitting by the side of the road and it asked more questions than it answered.
For instance:
- is it a package deal?
- is one an option?
- if so, which one?
- can the casket be carried on the bike or do I need a trailer?
- where can I contact the owner? Is he, you know?
- why are there "racing stripes" on a full sized casket?
- why is there rust on the handes? Was it used?
I'm sure you have your own questions.