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This is my first attempt at a photoblog. I have been doing self-taught photography for most of my life. I hope you like this effort. Please click on the photos for enlargements.
"If I could tell the story in words, I wouldn't need to lug around a camera. ~Lewis Hine"

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Why the system works.




















Meet my sombrero. It is covered in red velvet with silver and white accoutrements. It is 3 feet wide. I was walking through the airport with the stupid thing on my head. I went through security without a single problem or even getting a passing glance from the security staff. Now I am not trained in airport secuity, but if some dork walking through an airport was the only human being in the entire airport with a three foot wide hat on covered in red velvet with silver and white accoutrements, I'd take a second look at the guy. Just for the heck of it. At the very least, I would ask him to remove it to see how pointed his head really was.
Did they do that? Nope.
They checked the lovely lady that was walking behind me. The one NOT wearing a three foot wide hat made of red velvet with silver and white accoutrements. Were they right to ignore the doofus in the hat and check the lovely lady behind him? Was she an obvious threat to the safety and secuirty of the aircraft unlike the dork in the hat? Apparently. They found (after some time looking) a pair of plastic tipped tweezers.
Good thing I was there to vouch for her. Lord only knows how much time she may have been given.
Good thing I'm a pillar of the community (even in a three foot wide hat made of red velvet with silver and white accoutrements.)
If you're wondering, No, I don't wear it on the campaign trail. I save it for the pool.

5 Comments:

  • At 8:29 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What a lovely chapeau! I think I remember a gentleman wearing one very much like it at the office I work at one day.........I wonder, could it be the same guy?

     
  • At 9:56 a.m., Blogger yoo hoo said…

    I can really only comment once I see the thing actually on your head. I'm waiting!

     
  • At 8:44 a.m., Blogger Antique Mommy said…

    I think they stopped they lovely lady behind you because she is a lovely lady, wheras you are a doofus with a big hat (KIDDING! You are good looking doofus with a big hat!)

     
  • At 8:45 a.m., Blogger Antique Mommy said…

    Oh for the love of Pete! Please overlook the silly typos in my previous comment.

     
  • At 10:56 p.m., Blogger Shalee said…

    Maybe they were afraid that you would do the hat dance if you took it off your pointy head. I'm sure it was easier to stop sweetie and ask her why she was hanging with the hat man. (They were looking out for her best interest.)

     

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